You know its too hot outside when..

Your hair goes both flat and frizzy at the same time.

You can't sweat because it's too humid out.

You wonder if wearing a bikini to the grocery store would be ok, because regular clothes are WAY too hot.

You decide that even the beach is not an acceptable place to be.

Your car cry's every time you turn the air conditioning off. For real.

You wish you were a guy so you could walk around without a shirt.

You want to go back in time and kiss whoever invented air conditioning. Which would be awkward if it was a girl.

Your mental process has fizzeled out.

You can only think about two things: where the closest place with AC is, and what drink to get next. 7Eleven Piña Colada Slurpee? Yes please.

You long for a huge, loud, crazy thunderstorm.

(Pic is a etsy print! Find it here.)