No, the other left.

I have always had problems with left and right.

And stairs.

And Gravity.


My sister sent me this video the other day. If I had ever tried ballet, this would have been the result.

I hope no one ever lets this girl try un-even bars. I know first hand that they result in bloody noses and a swift end to the rest of "bring a friend" to Gymnasitcs Day.


Sigh. At least I can make make mac and cheese. And sushi.