The most flattering dress In The World

 I can't even deal.

(if you have about $170 dollars to blow, here it is)

In Case You Were Wondering

The inside of my travel bags look something like this:

I wish.

(It's actually this guys.)

gobble gobble

There is a potato ricer on my desk and bay leaves in my purse.

I know this sounds like a typical Thursday morning to you, but something special is going on.

In aproximately 7.896 hours I will be surounded by some of my favoirte people in the world:
AND THEY WILL ALL BE CARRYING FOOD.

Lets just let that sink in for a minute.

 Family, Friends, Food, Wine. PIE. This really is the best holiday.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Happy Hauntings!

Save me some candy, pretty please.

Balance

Does this:

. . . make this ok?
Yes, yes it does. 

No, the other left.

I have always had problems with left and right.

And stairs.

And Gravity.


My sister sent me this video the other day. If I had ever tried ballet, this would have been the result.

I hope no one ever lets this girl try un-even bars. I know first hand that they result in bloody noses and a swift end to the rest of "bring a friend" to Gymnasitcs Day.


Sigh. At least I can make make mac and cheese. And sushi.

"A Shiny Shoe is a Happy Shoe"

     This is how my first day of classes began.

     This is how it ended.

 
   Off to figure out how to shine crocs. (you heard me.)